My knight in shining armor

Last night I got up to use the bathroom. In the cold dark bathroom I felt something soft like a small silk thread touch my cheek. I turned on the light. Half asleep I looked into the about twenty-four little white beady eyes of the larges hairiest spider you have ever seen. I am not exaggerating when I say that it was the size of my hand. I yelled. My dear husband came running from his slumber. He relocated the spider and stayed with me. I am so glad God made my husband different than me. I may have never used the bathroom again if it was not for him. I thank God form my knight in shining armor.